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一、急求一个英语笑话
今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈:这个“i don’t know.“是什么意思?
我说:“我不知道”
老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!!
我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!!
老妈:还嘴硬!!!!(一顿爆揍)
老妈:你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。
我说:是“我知道“
老妈:知道就快说。
我说:就是“我知道“
老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?
我说:就是我知道呀!
老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂(又一顿爆揍)
老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,
再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“i know but idon’t want
to tell you.”是什么意思?
我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子
角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me.是什么意思啊~?“
我:“我很烦,别烦我“ ;
老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)
老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat.是what意思啊“
我说:“我没听清,再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清,再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问:“what do you say“又怎么解释呢“
我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)
老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊’
我说:“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)
老妈又问:you had better ask somebody.怎么翻呢“
我说:“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“
“啊!god save me!“
“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)
我再问你:“use you head,then thin kit over,又是什么意思啊!“
我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“
“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”
二、求用英语翻译1个笑话
Joke content: One day test organisms, of which there is a problem is to look at the bird's leg to guess the names of birds. Health is one to understand it, anger the examination paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. So the teacher was angry examiners asked him: You are what classes and what is your name? A Health and the trouser legs Yixian, said: You guess you think ah ah.
三、一个有趣的英语笑话
中国人撞到外国人 “I am sorry.” I am sorry too I am sorry three what are you sorry for I am sorry five
四、求一个简短的英语笑话
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: Don't point him at anybody.
年轻的妈妈说:“医生,我孩子吞下一颗子弹,我该怎么办?”
医生说:“不要让他指着任何人。”
Notes
1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹
2. to point at: 对...瞄准
How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?
Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系,”一位先生说,“不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”
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