求几个好笑的英语笑话
Joke:Women
A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of
WOMAN came up in their conversation.
The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.
The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,
Mr Singh?
The Italian asked.
In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back.
笑话:女人
Sikh, 意大利人和一个法国人正在一个酒馆中喝当主题
女人在他们的交谈发生了。
意大利人说,在意大利，我们像一支吉他一样对待女人。 我们压顶端和胳肢底部。
在法国,法国人说,我们对待像干邑白兰地酒一样的女人。我们闻起来第一 & 然后舔得慢慢。 你的国家的女人怎么样,
Singh 先生?
意大利人问。
在我们的国家中，我们像一笔记录一样对待女人。 首先我们玩前面 &/当我们 fini
英语幽默笑话带翻译
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
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