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谁知道潮汕有什么新的小品啊？
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一、谁知道潮汕有什么新的小品啊？
你能让他的笑话让他笑吗``不能```他张着一张哭脸
二、求一个英语笑话。。简单点
1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之， 不知为不 知...
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
三、英语笑话（寓言）字数200字
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.
Like a gentleman? Dick asked. How do gentlemen do it?
They always give the bigger piece to the other person. answered his aunt at once.
Oh said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,Cut this cake in half, Catherine..
迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。
孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。”
迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”
迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”
四、求一个英语笑话
20:13How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouses son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子
Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！
You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
No three no four. 不三不四
Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
watch sister 表妹
fire big 火大
Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
people moumtain people sea 人山人海
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